Liberal Creed by Bos | Cogitatio mea

A good friend of mine wrote this creed. I found it to be so funny, yet so true. 🙂

The Nonsensical-Liberal Creed

I believe in Nancy Pelosi, mother superior of the House.

And in Barack Obama,
our political messiah,
who was conceived under uncertain circumstances,
born of Ann Dunham,
suffered under no one,
will crucify businesses and bury their success,
may they descend into hell,
he will resurrect liberalism from the dead,
he will ascend into the White House,
from there he will tax the living and the dead,

I believe in the liberal mormon Harry Reid,
the all beneficent government,
the communal distribution of wealth,
the forgiveness of sloth,
the resurrection of the Great Society,
and in the great liberal utopia to come.
Amen.

(Oh yes, and I believe in JFK assassination and 9/11 conspiracy theories, Tinkerbell, and the tooth fairy.)

Author: C. Bos

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